Stupid things that I have done this week that I can directly blame being sick as the cause of lack of judgment, common sense, depth perception… etc…
- I hosted a swing dance where about 20 people showed up to see me. I wore a favorite brown top, blue jeans, and the flowery blue sneakers that were sitting directly next to the brown shoes that actually go with that outfit… I didn’t notice the mistaken shoe choice until after leaving the dance! Hopefully nobody else did either!
- I somehow managed to leave my only coat at work so I wore a red velvet with white fur lined wrap as my jacket. (It goes to my sexy Santa outfit.) I did leave it in the car but sick… I had to walk to blocks to and from the event location. The favorite brown top is flimsy and short sleeved. It was about 35° out and raining.
- I was trying to reach around behind me and hug my boy BFF. Instead I grabbed his crotch. I swear he was on my left. OOPS! Even worse, he jumped and pretty much everybody saw. J It has taken me weeks of patience to convince him that I don’t want to sleep with him; he’s just very huggable!
- Slammed really hard into the sidewalk with my front bumper while parking my car trying to return my Blockbuster Movies. I am sure this has happened to the best of us. Unfortunatly the cute guy that I flirt with was outside talking to some friends when it happened. I was making eye contact with him when I hit… hard… about 2 feet from where he was standing. He only jumped back about 4 feet but he did take my movies for me when I got out of the car. :0) hehe OOPS!
- Forgot all the really funny stupid shit that I did this week that I wanted to add to this list… crap!
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I have had that week - only when I was slamming my car, it was in front of the old Italian men at the coffee shop - who were all sitting on the patio, pointing and laughing at me.
i love your postings, great stuff!!