Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…
Drinking heavily the other night at a friends house… on my 8th or so mai tai… Trying to adjust my hair in the reflection of the window from across the room, I wanted a little umbrella in my clip. A friend was standing between me and the window when she realized she was possibly blocking my view she moved quickly to the side and apologized immediately.
I exclaimed, “Don’t worry… I’m not wearing my glasses anyway, I can’t see a thing!” (I often take my glasses off when I am adjusting my hair.)
I then reached up to my face and touched my glasses and started to laugh… “Wait!!! I’m wearing my glasses!”
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