Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…
At work today I was complaining about my new pants. They have lots of little snaps all over the pockets. 2 on the back and 2 on the thighs… We have a lot of tight spaces that we have to squeeze around throughout the day and my snaps keep snagging on shit. I was explaining how I like my yoga pants better cause I can slide through shit. Shoop Swoop, right through small spaces… like a ninja! Like a 240 pound ninja!!! :0)
My boss thought that was pretty funny…
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Hi, here via WP tag: random.
You created a nice visual - with sound effects!
Yesterday, instead of saying “when you are done” to my wife I said, “when you are dead.” Shit.
WTH? You slip through shit???!!!?? EWWWWWW what are they serving up at Subway these days???