Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

OK, so this wasn’t mine but I guess we can consider it a guest submission… either way, it was too funny to not write about!
So the other day I was at work (Yes, still subway hell) and my boss walks in carrying a box of paper.   The conversation went something like this:
Boss:  Hey Gina, [...]

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OK… so I am seriously the most fickle person I know and its really been a long time since I was truly impressed with anything I have put in my mouth.  (get your minds out of the gutter!)
I love food but I haven’t really savored anything lately.  Probably the reason for the weight loss, [...]