Fat Girl Moments…

haha cheetos!
There is a certain amount of stereo type associated with the way fat chicks eat. Twinkies… for example always seem to be the food of choice when teasing a fat chick. Incidentally, you couldn’t pay me to eat one. or any of those type of snack cake type treats for [...]

Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

and done in this case…
I was talking on the phone trying to give somebody directions to my apartment. I was standing really close to the sliding glass door. The patio light was on and I only moved away from the door far enough to slide it open. I sorta had my face [...]

Something Unique to Portland…

I went to a party recently for a friend who is leaving town for a few years. It was requested by the host that trinkets that would remind said friend of Portland be brought. I must be practical and silly thinking that this person, leaving for a small island with the Peace Core, [...]