Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

and done in this case…
I was talking on the phone trying to give somebody directions to my apartment. I was standing really close to the sliding glass door. The patio light was on and I only moved away from the door far enough to slide it open. I sorta had my face [...]

Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

OK, so this wasn’t mine but I guess we can consider it a guest submission… either way, it was too funny to not write about!
So the other day I was at work (Yes, still subway hell) and my boss walks in carrying a box of paper.   The conversation went something like this:
Boss:  Hey Gina, [...]

Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

At work today I was complaining about my new pants.  They have lots of little snaps all over the pockets.  2 on the back and 2 on the thighs… We have a lot of tight spaces that we have to squeeze around throughout the day and my snaps keep snagging on shit.   I was [...]

Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

Drinking heavily the other night at a friends house… on my 8th or so mai tai… Trying to adjust my hair in the reflection of the window from across the room, I wanted a little umbrella in my clip. A friend was standing between me and the window when she realized she was [...]

Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

So for those of you who read my blog occasionally, you may have noticed I have a few theme things I sometimes go back to like the henna or life’s lists…  I think this new one should be funny!  I say some of the dumbest things sometimes!  I think most of my friends keep me [...]

Henna… Shits getting’ serious!!!

I have so much to say… I am not even sure where to start!

Call it a leap of faith… I dropped $200 bucks today on a booth space for First Thursday. It seems like things are really falling into place for me. If this wasn’t meant to be then shit! I give [...]