I’m sorry I’m SORRY!!!

OK I get it, I don’t write in my blog very much anymore. I’m sorry… I promise to do better. Originally this blog was supposed to be about my sexual exploitations and well… that lifestyle I was trying to lead just isn’t very satisfying (or safe) in the long run so I [...]

Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

and done in this case…
I was talking on the phone trying to give somebody directions to my apartment. I was standing really close to the sliding glass door. The patio light was on and I only moved away from the door far enough to slide it open. I sorta had my face [...]

Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

At work today I was complaining about my new pants.  They have lots of little snaps all over the pockets.  2 on the back and 2 on the thighs… We have a lot of tight spaces that we have to squeeze around throughout the day and my snaps keep snagging on shit.   I was [...]

Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

Drinking heavily the other night at a friends house… on my 8th or so mai tai… Trying to adjust my hair in the reflection of the window from across the room, I wanted a little umbrella in my clip. A friend was standing between me and the window when she realized she was [...]

Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

So for those of you who read my blog occasionally, you may have noticed I have a few theme things I sometimes go back to like the henna or life’s lists…  I think this new one should be funny!  I say some of the dumbest things sometimes!  I think most of my friends keep me [...]

Breakfast for 1…

I’m not exactly sure what made me want to go today.  I had to wake up early to take care of some work crap.  (I hired a new girl… yea!  No more weekend work!)  By the time I was done it was only about 8:30 in the morning.  I had no thing goin on so [...]