OK I get it, I don’t write in my blog very much anymore. I’m sorry… I promise to do better. Originally this blog was supposed to be about my sexual exploitations and well… that lifestyle I was trying to lead just isn’t very satisfying (or safe) in the long run so I [...]
and done in this case…
I was talking on the phone trying to give somebody directions to my apartment. I was standing really close to the sliding glass door. The patio light was on and I only moved away from the door far enough to slide it open. I sorta had my face [...]
OK, so this wasn’t mine but I guess we can consider it a guest submission… either way, it was too funny to not write about!
So the other day I was at work (Yes, still subway hell) and my boss walks in carrying a box of paper. The conversation went something like this:
Boss: Hey Gina, [...]
Drinking heavily the other night at a friends house… on my 8th or so mai tai… Trying to adjust my hair in the reflection of the window from across the room, I wanted a little umbrella in my clip. A friend was standing between me and the window when she realized she was [...]
So for those of you who read my blog occasionally, you may have noticed I have a few theme things I sometimes go back to like the henna or life’s lists… I think this new one should be funny! I say some of the dumbest things sometimes! I think most of my friends keep me [...]
…Is what the guy standing behind me at the Urban Iditarod said? I was busy taking pictures, I didn’t see who he was or who he was talking to but I do understand what he was talking about. It made me smile inside… and probably outside too!
Portland has a habit of surprising [...]
