Something Unique to Portland…

I went to a party recently for a friend who is leaving town for a few years. It was requested by the host that trinkets that would remind said friend of Portland be brought. I must be practical and silly thinking that this person, leaving for a small island with the Peace Core, [...]

Nom… Nom… Nom…

OK… so I am seriously the most fickle person I know and its really been a long time since I was truly impressed with anything I have put in my mouth.  (get your minds out of the gutter!)
I love food but I haven’t really savored anything lately.  Probably the reason for the weight loss, [...]

Breakfast for 1…

I’m not exactly sure what made me want to go today.  I had to wake up early to take care of some work crap.  (I hired a new girl… yea!  No more weekend work!)  By the time I was done it was only about 8:30 in the morning.  I had no thing goin on so [...]

Vegan Strip Club!!!

Yeah, isn’t that crazy? The only meat you will find at this joint is on the stage!!!
The place is awesome! I go a couple nights a week for happy hour and the free dinner plate. Well drinks are only 3 bucks from 2pm to 8pm and you get this awesome [...]

Free Donuts…

One of life’s simple pleasures that would turn the otherwise discerning dieter into a crazed starry eyed sticky fingered beast of crumb covered contentedness!

So I occasionally will need to work the closing shift at my Subway.  It sucks but there is one perk that never fails to make the world feel right.  We get donuts [...]

Eat Babies???

This has got to be some of the most disturbing packaging that I have ever seen in my life!
You can purchase “Baby Bologna” from win co for under $5.00 The clerk behind the meat counter
assured me that no babies were hurt in the making of this bologna. However, she also noted that I
was [...]