and done in this case…
I was talking on the phone trying to give somebody directions to my apartment. I was standing really close to the sliding glass door. The patio light was on and I only moved away from the door far enough to slide it open. I sorta had my face [...]
I went to a party recently for a friend who is leaving town for a few years. It was requested by the host that trinkets that would remind said friend of Portland be brought. I must be practical and silly thinking that this person, leaving for a small island with the Peace Core, [...]
OK, so this wasn’t mine but I guess we can consider it a guest submission… either way, it was too funny to not write about!
So the other day I was at work (Yes, still subway hell) and my boss walks in carrying a box of paper. The conversation went something like this:
Boss: Hey Gina, [...]
At work today I was complaining about my new pants. They have lots of little snaps all over the pockets. 2 on the back and 2 on the thighs… We have a lot of tight spaces that we have to squeeze around throughout the day and my snaps keep snagging on shit. I was [...]
Drinking heavily the other night at a friends house… on my 8th or so mai tai… Trying to adjust my hair in the reflection of the window from across the room, I wanted a little umbrella in my clip. A friend was standing between me and the window when she realized she was [...]
So for those of you who read my blog occasionally, you may have noticed I have a few theme things I sometimes go back to like the henna or life’s lists… I think this new one should be funny! I say some of the dumbest things sometimes! I think most of my friends keep me [...]
