Quotes, stutters, slips and other stupid shit I have said…

So for those of you who read my blog occasionally, you may have noticed I have a few theme things I sometimes go back to like the henna or life’s lists…  I think this new one should be funny!  I say some of the dumbest things sometimes!  I think most of my friends keep me [...]

wasting time…

OMG… I feel like I’m writing now just to hear myself think. The 101 topics of things that make me happy was probably not the best-laid plan. I am supposes to be writing about how good it feels to spend time in a clean room. Too bad my room isn’t exactly clean [...]

Lonley…

So…  I really am beginning to feel the effects of being single.  For a very long time now I have believed that I would be better off alone.  Unfortunately, being alone has the unruly side effect of loneliness.  I think what I miss the most is a shoulder to kiss every night before I roll [...]

Internet trolls read blogs? Who knew???

So this is some random comment that some guy left on my blog titled “Super Dragon finds me Attractive…”
Comment: Your story is bs and anyone who believes it is as dumb as you. i happen to know super dragon #1, 2 and yes the 3rd. it’s a fact of knoledge [...]

Blind dates and Birth defects…

You would think that there should be some unspoken rules to blind dating or dating off the Internet.
 

It’s kind of funny, it’s a classic story to hear guys talking about how girls lie about what they look like on blind dates. You know the story… the “She has a great personality” date! [...]

Don’t Panic…

So picture this… probably the most embarrassing thing to ever happen to somebody but it worked out all OK…

OK so it’s happened to the best of us. It’s so embarrassing, probably one of the most embarrassing things to happen during sex. Well… farting really loud would be the most embarrassing thing so [...]